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A baby model search was all he could think of. Mr. Gresham
and Ms. Filcher from the board of directors had just given
him the go-ahead to develop a new product line of baby
booties, and he had to come up with a marketing campaign.
The plan was to film one hundred babies jay-walking while
wearing the new booties across Fifth Avenue at rush hour.
A speeding cab is breaking every traffic law known to man,
rocketing towards the intersection, and he is now barreling
down on the group of babies at ninety-seven miles an hour.
A baby model search would be held to choose the group of
one hundred babies.
All sizes and ages of babies would be invited to the baby
model search, so long as they can walk at the very least
with the help of a baby walker. Of course, at the last
possible second, the cabbie notices the fly booties that
the babies are wearing, and screeches to a halt to try
and get a better look, with his bumper in close-up just
barely grazing the mitten of one of them, who merely gazes
slightly to the side to see what it was. All parents involved
would sign waivers releasing the production company of
all liability should something go horribly wrong with the
stunt.
Gresham and Filcher had given him a five-month deadline,
so the baby model search would have to be pulled off very
soon. A turbo baby model search. Maybe he would just call
an open audition and take the first hundred and fifty that
showed up to make sure he had some background baby models
for filler. As the smoke from the burnt brakes and locked
up tires rose up through the sunlight, the cabbie would
say "nice booties", and could be translated easily into
multiple languages for international broadcast. |